i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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