Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
