Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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