It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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