lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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