Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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