wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You almost got us killed.
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