As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again