Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My ass is underappreciated
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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