Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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