i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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