i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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