3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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