You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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