This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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