did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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