Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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