Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
