is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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