I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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