Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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