Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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