I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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