dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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