Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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