Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
cat food counts as protein by the way
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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