i just wanna soil my oats bro
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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