I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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