I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
