ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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