Porn is love you can see.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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