what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize