It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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