so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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