I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
whose ass print is on the piano?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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