I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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