I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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