Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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