Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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