Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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