How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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