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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top

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(619): you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top http://tfl.nu/edw1

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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her

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(608): Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her http://tfl.nu/en5u

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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.

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(305): I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind. http://tfl.nu/8l0m

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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever

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(314): so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever http://tfl.nu/0876

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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.

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(604): You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur. http://tfl.nu/i4e8

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began

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(570): 12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began http://tfl.nu/mu8u

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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.

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(609): I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad. http://tfl.nu/4fga

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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.

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(561): He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line. http://tfl.nu/pwiz

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(203): View more from Connecticut

She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.

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(203): She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good. http://tfl.nu/fc7j

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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.

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(203): She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call. http://tfl.nu/e0jl

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(561): View more from Florida

Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.

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(561): Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear. http://tfl.nu/ad52

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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts

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(914): I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts http://tfl.nu/lyzo

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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?

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(763): Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/l6gg

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(973): View more from New Jersey

if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please

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(973): if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please http://tfl.nu/glaf

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(231): View more from Michigan

it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...

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(231): it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month... http://tfl.nu/7y04

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