Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"