Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.