just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need help removing her.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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