i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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