I CAN MOONWALK!
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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