If that was your dad, he is hot
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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