so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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