you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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