New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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