Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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