nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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