Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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