I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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